1. Now you, too, can own Sarah Palin’s eyeglasses! One a related note, you’ve probably already seen this side-splittingly funny Palin/Clinton SNL parody, but what’s another viewing for good measure?
2. Jennifer Hudson got engaged to “Punk” from VH1′s I Love New York 2. Wait, what?
3. Sarah Silverman won an Emmy for “I’m (expletive) Matt Damon.”
4. I highly object to some of the choices US Weekly made for its list of “25 Most Stylish New Yorkers,” mainly because I think it’s bad to keep giving Tyra Banks reasons to talk about herself on her show.
5. … which brings me to Pop Bites poll time: