1. I’m not sure if I should touch this one with a ten-foot pole, but oh well, I’ll take a poke: Someone has stolen personal photos belonging to Jamie Lynn Spears, including a few pictures of the [17 year-old minor!] mother breastfeeding. Why on earth did the Spears family drop the photos off at a Wal-Mart photo developing center anyway? Aren’t those people wealthy enough to buy a photo printer? … or 20 photo printers, in case the other 19 break? My head hurts.
2. Travis Barker (Blink 182) and DJ AM (um, Nicole Richie?) were seriously injured with burns in a plane crash last Friday, but are expected to make full recoveries. They’re also really, ridiculously lucky — the other four passengers on the plane were killed.
3. Want to hear the James Bond Quantum of Solace theme song, courtesy of Jack White and Alicia Keys? I know you do. Click here.
4. 30 Rock’s Alec Baldwin and [the amazingly awesome] Tina Fey took home Emmys last night, and so did their show. If you’re into that kind of thing, read a rundown of the evening here. And if you don’t have time to read about Heidi Klum’s 74 wardrobe changes, get a simple list of the big winners here.
5. Well, this is good to hear: Jennifer Aniston doesn’t care about what the press has to say about her. I’m sure all that “lonely spinster” talk tends to get old.
Oh yeah, Dancing with the Stars premiers tonight at 8 p.m. on ABC … I feel a poll coming on …
