1. I missed the Grey’s Anatomy premiere last night, basically because collective whiny-ness amongst the cast (in real life and in script) has taken its toll. If you missed/skipped it, too, here’s a rundown.

2. “Who is Rosh Hashana, anyway?” I wonder if the person who sent that question to a DreamWorks exec still has her job.

3. If you’re daring, rip Britney Spears’ new single, “Womanizer”, here. Some unforgettable lyrics? “What’s that I’m crazy? I got your crazy.”
You sure do, Britney.

4. Oh man, here we go: John McCain’s top economic adviser claims McCain invented the BlackBerry. Somewhere, Al Gore is wishing he’d thought of that.

5. Ed McMohan will be the new face of Freecreditreport.com — the 85-year-old will be rapping in viral videos. Hmm.